Blog Challenge Day 15 – Five funny fears

How are fears ever funny?  I guess I’ll regale you with my silliest ones and hope that’s adequate.

1.  Spiders – seriously, even the daddy long-legs kind scare the be-jesus out of me.

2.  Bees – they send me screaming and running.  And the time one flew in the window while I was driving?  I almost died because of that damn bee!

3.  Ladders – I am not afraid of heights if looking down from above but I’m super squirmy and scared to climb higher than two rungs on a ladder.

4.  Throwing things away – I have serious hoarder tendencies that I must vigilantly curtail.  Every time I throw something away I’m afraid I will need it in the future regardless of how long it has been since I used it.

5.  The I.R.S. – those bastards truly frighten me with their ability to completely screw up your life if you cross them.  *shudder*